I've just watched the English dub trailer for Final Fantasy XIII and I don't think I've ever been so horrified by anything in my entire life. I am actually sickened by it.

I'm going to cut this for ranting and possible spoilers about and for EVERYTHING Square have ever done... and for its EPIC LENGTH. Enjoy.

( Here be disgust, disappointment and daftness in equal measure )

And, finally, a quote this rant inspired:
If you make that a little less coherent, people might think you were drunk - the Smidge.

I am so distracted, I don't have a clue what I'm doing. Simultaneously writing Top Gear fanfiction, reading Top Gear fanfiction, making biohazard100 icons, reading comments, leaving comments, writing e-mails, and attacking my Internet connection to make it work means that I don't know if I'm coming or going. I don't think the Resi fans would appriciate an accidental icon of James May, same as I doubt the TGSers would be amused by Chris Redfield road testing a Suzuki Liana. Not the way I write it anyway. :D So I think I should stop trying to write this entry and get on with things... Sounds good.

Top Gear tomorrow. *dancing with joy* Jeremy in the worlds smallest car? He's going to look like an actual clown. Should be fun. As for motor-home racing... Oh yeah. I'm preparing myself for hysterics already.

Oh, and do you like my new profile picture? Obsessed? Yes, I think I am.

Oh! Before I go, bad news. I have become one of the great packed-up. I'm having my bedromm redecorated in the next few weeks so I've had to start putting my manga and figures in boxes and stuff. Okay, myvxkirito has done pretty much everything so far but... Oh, it looks so bare~! I want my stuff back. :(

EDIT: Oh my God, no. I need bleach for my brain~! I just got an e-mail notification of a comment on my Raven fic. All very nice and everything. Apart from the fact that they didn't seem too keen on slash, and my fic is indeed a slash story (?). From what they wrote, though, I guessed they were just pimping their own story that they decided to mention in the message. So, good-naturedly, I went along to go and have a little read and... *vomits* I got to the introduction and wanted to die!

"This story is told mainly from the point of view of two original characters."

WHY?!?!

Why, dammit? Why the hell are you writing about OCs?! Female OCs at that, with stupid, pretentious names like Kaya and Liren?! No, dammit. You write about the Raven, about the men! Original characters are a creation of the devil, and you, you stupid girl, have ruined my night! Blah!

*goes to vomit and write explict slash to spam her with*