I've just watched the English dub trailer for Final Fantasy XIII and I don't think I've ever been so horrified by anything in my entire life. I am actually sickened by it.

I'm going to cut this for ranting and possible spoilers about and for EVERYTHING Square have ever done... and for its EPIC LENGTH. Enjoy.

( Here be disgust, disappointment and daftness in equal measure )

And, finally, a quote this rant inspired:
If you make that a little less coherent, people might think you were drunk - the Smidge.